DREAMS CAPTURE: SCIENTISTS BREACH FINAL FRONTIER OF PERSONAL PRIVACY

Chief Researcher Abdul Yassuf has been leading a team of analysts parsing the data recorded by the nano-chip for ten years. While the early stages of interpretation principally entailed tabulating thoughts and dreams in binary form, the team turned its attention to translation in 2128. Four years on, Yassuf has confirmed the coining of a coherent, translatable language - DreamSpeak - that allows for accurate, immediate third-party dream interpretation. 

Earlier this year a DFAM paper, published on the prestigious subconscious science blog CORT-X and based on information translated via DreamSpeak, describes a ‘simultaneous dream’ phenomenon between couples made to live in ‘marriage-like’ conditions (the ancient practise of sharing a life with a member of the opposite or same sex, and even a bed over protracted periods of time, outlawed in 2071). These ‘couples’ were shown to speak of shared dreams in finite detail where they interacted and influenced each other in the landscape of their unconscious. The brain waves and patterns, harmonized in shape, form and information, so to speak. Peer review of the study has deemed the research ‘unequivocal evidence of a collective unconscious’.

DreamSpeak is currently encrypted to Data Security Level 93 (meaning it has been spontaneously scrambled 93 times and divided between 93 randomly selected servers galaxy-wide) ahead of a highly anticipated bidding war that will see corporations and governments go head-to-head for propriety of technology that grants access to the final frontier of human privacy: our dreams. 

The Data Farmers of the Afghan Mountains (DFAM) have made a seminal breakthrough and are now able to synthesize dreams found in the collective unconscious.

C.G Jung, who discovered the collective unconscious in 1913, initially believed it to be a realm of ‘psyche’ and ’spirit’ only accessible through dreams and intuition. However, new neurological technology developed by an algorithm-supported group of pioneering data farmers, have identified, recorded and decoded the exact activity of the personal and collective unconscious.

DFAM’s industry-leading Dream and Subconscious Desire Squad made the discovery using brainwaves harvested from customers of the communication service provider Subliminal Technology Ltd. Customers waive the right to the privacy of their own thoughts in exchange for free usage of ST’s texting, e-mail, personal advertising and browsing interfaces. Their brain function is monitored by a patented self-implanted nano-chip placed behind the earlobe, that specifically detects activity in the crucial pineal gland responsible for the interpretation of light conditions and the release of melatonin, the hormone that controls the sleep-wake cycle.